Food Safety Jokers Pillows

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

Chef copy robot

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Food inspection results

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'They're doing their tests now?

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"But is it Organic?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

Happy Hour legal loopholes!

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

Food Uncertainty

"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

"Waiter! There's something in my soup!"

"Looks like dinner's going to take just a little longer."

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'That your mushrooms aren't poisonous is your Valentine's gift.'

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

"Honey! There's a recall on humans again!"