Food Safety Comedian Pillows

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

Chef copy robot

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Food inspection results

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"What do you recommend today?"

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."