Health And Safety Comedian Pillows

Secure Your Ladder

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Athlete

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

Dual Airbags

Floor Wet When Slippery

"I'm just messing with you."

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'