Cleaning Joke Lover Gifts

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Carpet cleaning

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Janitor on the Job Training.

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

An umpire vacuum's home plate.

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"