Sanitation Jokers Gifts

Fly Strip Bathroom

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Covid Vaccine

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"But is it Organic?"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"There's a fly in my soup."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"Any chance you could hit that with a sanitary wipe first?"

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

Adventures in Flossing

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."