Sanitation Satire Lover Gifts

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Hand sanitizer

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

Hospital Cleaning.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

Grown for Flavour

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

Pull Grandma's Plug...

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

Hand Sanitiser

The History of GM Food

'After hours at the piano lab.'

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

Baby boom expected due to corona