Sanitation Satire Lover Pillows

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Hand sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Hospital Cleaning.

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

Grown for Flavour

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

The History of GM Food

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Baby boom expected due to corona

Hand Sanitiser

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"Budget? What budget?"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Dentists who do appendectomies.