Sanitation Jokers Pillows

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Covid Vaccine

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"But is it Organic?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"There's a fly in my soup."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

Adventures in Flossing

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."