Hygiene Jokers Prints

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'What did you find in your soup?'

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Bath tube with human feet.

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Dirty greengrocer.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"Gesundheit!"

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'