Oral Hygiene Jokester Gifts

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

Wolf in bed.

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

"I'm just here for the dental."

Do you have health insurance ?

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Anyone in my teeth?"

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

'I have all my teeth.'

Dentist working on a giant

"Do you use a striped toothpaste...?"