Dental Jokester Mugs

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

Do you have health insurance ?

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Easter Island dentistry

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Talk about wisdom teeth.'