Jokesters Of Dental Humor Pillows

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

I see braces in his future.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"Needs ketchup."