Dental Mishap Humorist Gifts

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Dentist Trip

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Needs ketchup."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."