Dental Mishap Humorist Prints

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

Dentist Trip

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Needs ketchup."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."