Superhero with Acrophobia
Phobia-focused Humorist Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the creatively inclined who have a soft spot for humor and a witty take on fears? Our collection celebrates those unusual phobias with clever designs that will amuse and entertain. Ideal for friends, family, or colleagues with a quirky sense of humor, these products turn common fears into joyful expressions of personality. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just because, find a perfect match that tickles the funny bone and highlights the fun in our fears.
"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"
Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.
"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."
Food chain.
Dentist Trip
Safe harbour
"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"
'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'
"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."
"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."
'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'
Why hamsters don't sleep at night.
"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"
'What seems to be the problem?'
Dinosaur scared of a mouse.
Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'
On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.
"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."
Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb
Pre-minstrel Tension.
A Pat on the Back: $1.00
"I hired out a double for this bit."
How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.
"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."
'You don't have any problems that can't be resolved with a lot of patience, understanding, perseverance and 60 thousan dollars.'
Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.
To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.
'He was a very claustrophobic person.'
"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."
Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.
"Have you tried putting your fingers in your ears and closing your eyes and going, 'La la la la la?'"
Danger
Phobia-focused Humorist Gifts Collection
Phobia-focused Humorist Mugs
Discover mugs that turn phobia humor into your morning routine, making every sip a smile-inducing experience.
Phobia-focused Humorist Pillows
Find playful pillows that add humor and personality to your living space with clever phobia-inspired designs.
Phobia-focused Humorist Prints
Explore art prints that humorously celebrate the quirks of common fears, adding personality and laughter to your walls.
Phobia-focused Humorist T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts that play on fears and phobias, perfect for showcasing your humorous side.