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Revenge Pawn Shop: "They specialise in engagement rings."

Scarpia from Tosca

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

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"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Quentin Tarantino

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Caped Character

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Ginger Snaps.

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

"There just aren't any good parts."

'The first wives club'