Roaring Enthusiasts Gifts

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mood Swings.

Mass Travel

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A masked man serenading

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

Stunning politeness.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Santa Cruz. What's your problem? I feel like something wonderful is about to end. Excellent question. That reminds me of the time great, great, great, great, great Grandma Cohen was a weather forecaster in France. The year was 1812 ... A short Frenchman with a spit-curl summoned her to his chateau on the outskirts of Versailles. He said "Tell me, witch, how will the weather be in Russia this year?" She took offense to being called a witch, so after consulting her

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Dad, for successful Formula One drivers, it's necessary to have enough space for commercial batches!

"Honey, they're decorative."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'The Best Moment in your life...'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I'm thinking of moving to Canada. Nothing in this country ever goes my way. We have no national health insurance, no gun control, no high-speed moose network … Go to Canada, then! Who needs you, you whiner? America's national pastime is complaining. If you don't want to stay and enjoy the game, who needs you?! I've never been into sports.

'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."