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"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

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Mood Swings.

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A masked man serenading

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Stunning politeness.

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'The Best Moment in your life...'

"Honey, they're decorative."

Dad, for successful Formula One drivers, it's necessary to have enough space for commercial batches!

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

Ant and Dec.