Graph Appreciator Gifts

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Brickie's Mate

"My kid could do that."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"That was a rumor day."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Consumption Graph.

Tortured Plank

Never forget the magic asterisk...

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Economic Prosperity

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"The arc of the moral universe."