Graph Appreciator Mugs

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Brickie's Mate

"My kid could do that."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"That was a rumor day."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Consumption Graph.

Tortured Plank

Never forget the magic asterisk...

Economic Prosperity

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

Beer