Instrument Appreciator Mugs

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Jazz is Invented

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

"My kid could do that."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Timbre Wolf

Men dancing

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Scot holding a heart.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Orchestra

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"There goes that creepy music again...

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Captain

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)