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"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Drive-thru Church

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"...But this job is essential! Our safety doesn't matter! Americans can't survive without eating from a drive-thru!"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

DMV - Enter Here

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"They're for water hazard holes."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Veterinary drive thrus.

Actually the drive through is next door.

Fat Nav

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.