Drive-thru Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Stone Age Driving Test

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."