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'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

Drive In.

"One coffee and 12 creams."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

Fat Nav

Veterinary drive thrus.

Actually the drive through is next door.

A drive-thru with a pepper window

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

". . . And would you like flies with that?"