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At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

"I can't heeear you!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

Actually the drive through is next door.

Veterinary drive thrus.

Fat Nav

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

A drive-thru with a pepper window

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Thousands of people gathered today to protest the nation's laws on marijuana, when suddenly everybody lost interest and ended up in a local Denny's.

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'