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At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"I can't heeear you!"

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Actually the drive through is next door.

Fat Nav

Veterinary drive thrus.

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

A drive-thru with a pepper window

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'