Drive-through T-Shirts

Actually the drive through is next door.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

Fat Nav

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'