Drive-thru Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone. Pick Up Window.

Burger Barn. Drive Thru. This is my very favorite kind of window shopping.

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

Drive-Thru Church Service

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Drive In.

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Actually the drive through is next door.

Fat Nav

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"