Drive-thru Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

Drive In.

Actually the drive through is next door.

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Fat Nav

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'