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"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Drive-Thru Fondue

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Self-driving stroller

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

Actually the drive through is next door.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'