Driving Adventurers T-Shirts

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Wrong Way.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Dentists on Holiday

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Tedium Tours.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Self-driving stroller

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Mr. Punch cycling