Adventurous Driver T-Shirts

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Never admit that you locked your keys in your Smart car.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Danger falling rocks sign - hole in road.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kardiff.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Safari.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Fight or flight?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Stonehenge Books

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!