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"I'm sorry! Your insurance doesn't cover skiing accidents. For that you need our 'foolish and stupid' insurance."

Kardiff.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

Safari.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Hire Wire Act

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'