Adventurous Daredevil Pillows

"I'm sorry! Your insurance doesn't cover skiing accidents. For that you need our 'foolish and stupid' insurance."

Kardiff.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Fight or flight?"

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

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