Aspiring Daredevil Pillows

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Washing Line Walker

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

Hire Wire Act

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

In search of the American dream...

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Cross Channel Leap

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.