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"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive-thru Church

Drive in movies.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Cars at the drive in.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

Drive In.

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

Veterinary drive thrus.

Fat Nav

Actually the drive through is next door.

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'