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'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Drive in movies.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Zagat Rated.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'You made me jump,'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Chicken Coupe.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Cars at the drive in.

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'