Drive-in Diner Gifts

J.B.'s Drive-In.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'How is the water prepared?'

Drive in movies.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Zagat Rated.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

'You made me jump,'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Chicken Coupe.

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Cars at the drive in.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'All right, I agree with you.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.