Drive-in Enthusiast Gifts

Drive In.

Gadget geek.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive in movies.

Drive-thru Church

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

Chicken Coupe.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Cars at the drive in.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'Lobster £18.30!!!!' 'Bad reaction to seafood.'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

I don't brake for tail gators.