Drive-thru Enthusiasts Gifts

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Fat Nav

Drive-thru Church

'The penguin is upset...'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"I can't heeear you!"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

Drive In.

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

Actually the drive through is next door.

Insensitive Driving School

I'd prefer to do my test on foot.

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'