Drive-thru Fanatics Gifts

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive-thru Church

Drive in movies.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Drive In.

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

Actually the drive through is next door.

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

Fat Nav

A drive-thru with a pepper window

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

"And would you like fries with that?"