Drive-thru Lover Gifts

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive-thru Church

Drive in movies.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

"I can't heeear you!"

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

Veterinary drive thrus.

Actually the drive through is next door.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Fat Nav

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

A drive-thru with a pepper window

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'