Drive-thru Gifts

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"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

Actually the drive through is next door.

Fat Nav

Veterinary drive thrus.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

J.B.'s Drive-In.

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

". . . And would you like flies with that?"