Drive-thru Diner Gifts

Vincent has a sudden bout of dayjob vu.

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-thru Church

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

"I can't heeear you!"

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

Man dining in Greenwich

Actually the drive through is next door.

Veterinary drive thrus.

Fat Nav

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

J.B.'s Drive-In.