Drive-thru Aficionado Gifts

Drive-Thru Fondue

'I'll take a number two.'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

Drive In.

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Fat Nav

Actually the drive through is next door.

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

Veterinary drive thrus.

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

'I'll start off with drinks and an appetizer, then check back with me after awhile and I'll order my main course.'

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'