Drive-in Cinema Goer Gifts

Cars at the drive in.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Drive in movies.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

Drive In.

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

"Sit down Fred!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Actually the drive through is next door.

Mantis chick flicks