Movie Goer With A Twist Gifts

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

Kissing at the Movies

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Repent

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

Cult films!

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Sit down Fred!"

"No! Not señor discount. SENIOR discount!!"

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Hey, take your hat off. My dog can't see the film!

Mantis chick flicks

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