"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."
Ironic Cinema Goer Gifts
Searching for a fun gift for the film lover who appreciates a bit of irony? Our collection of playful and clever items celebrates the quirks of cinema lovers. Whether they love blockbuster hits or indie films, these gifts bring humor and personality to their movie nights and film conversations.
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
'It was great. I hated it.'
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
"I'd like an aisle seat, please."
Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.
'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'
'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'
"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"
Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.
"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."
'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'
"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"
"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"
Cult films!
'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'
The Bridge II
"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."
"Sit down Fred!"
'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'
The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!
'Waste of twenty quid.'
"Batman v Superman" was just awful. Just AWFUL! Wait
Giraffe watching open air cinema without paying.
Mantis chick flicks
'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'
Now playing: Sideways.
...They come out cheering for the iceberg.
'Boy that was a scary movie!'
"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."
"If there's anything meaningful or worthwhile in this movie, the whole evening will have been for nothing."
"I've got bad news and even worse news: The bad news is that your script is shallow, offensive garbage. The worse news is that we're offering you ten million for it, which will probably ruin you forever as a writer. Sorry I had to be the one to do this to
"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."
Ironic Cinema Goer Gifts Collection
Ironic Cinema Goer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring jokes and designs perfect for the ironic cinema enthusiast—great for coffee breaks during movie marathons.
Ironic Cinema Goer Pillows
Check out our funny pillows that bring cinematic wit into any room—perfect for the ironic film lover’s home décor.
Ironic Cinema Goer Prints
Browse our witty prints that add a touch of irony to any space—great for decorating the home of a true cinema connoisseur.
Ironic Cinema Goer T-Shirts
Click here for t-shirts with clever, humorous references to cinema culture—ideal for the film buff with a sharp sense of humor.