Ironic Movie Reviewer Gifts

"Batman v Superman" was just awful. Just AWFUL! Wait

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

AI Summit

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

Gigolo Diary

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Is it any good?"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Don Tudge's Positive Movie Reviews

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

Hear the stunning reviews for Boneyard Death Killers. It's one of the greatest movies in a generation. That's according to movieblogreview.com. What's that place? Boneyard chills, thrills and packs an emotional wallop says flickreviewblogspot. It's Friday the 13th meets Caddyshack meets Streetcar Named Desire, according to joereviewsmovies.com. Awesome dlite gr8 dialog 2 says movietwittergal. I loved this film! Reports I-get-free-stuff-from-studios-reviewer.com.

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

Success Without Effort

Film critic critics

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

End of the Pier Show

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."