Ironic Movie Reviewer Pillows

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

AI Summit

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Gigolo Diary

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Is it any good?"

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Don Tudge's Positive Movie Reviews

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Success Without Effort

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

Film critic critics

Church Parking

End of the Pier Show

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."