Ironic Cinema Goer Pillows

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

Cult films!

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"Sit down Fred!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Giraffe watching open air cinema without paying.

Mantis chick flicks

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

...They come out cheering for the iceberg.

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

"I've got bad news and even worse news: The bad news is that your script is shallow, offensive garbage. The worse news is that we're offering you ten million for it, which will probably ruin you forever as a writer. Sorry I had to be the one to do this to

"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."

Cell phone in theaters.